Why are you always wearing shorts?
They are comfy.
Aren't you cold?
Yes, and no. I feel the cold, but it usually doesn't bother me. Google "Wim Hof", I have trained like him for a significant portion of my life.
Does pineapple go on pizza?
No.
Does the cereal or the milk go first?
Cereal, you psycho.
Why is there a banana?
Why wouldn't there be a banana?
Is my internet working?
Probably.
Hotel?
Trivago.